August 19, 2013
Sleep is always the best part of the day! That is the single greatest, most everlasting secret of life that science unraveled! However, until only recently, the process of sleeping has been known only to family, friends and the people who are in love. With today’s technology that has all changed! Your most sacred resting hours can now be documented and posted online for everyone else to appreciate… or laugh at!
With all the hype in posting pictures of sleeping humans and animals online, rumors of the different sleeping positions that man and beast have mastered just to get to dreamland have become widespread! It has also been discovered that having a good night’s rest require a cushion, foam or anything soft to be effective! All you need is the right sleeping position! And that’s exactly what we are going to show you!
Here are the funniest sleeping positions in the entire cyberspace of the internet! Have fun!
1) The Screen Protector
It’s not every day that we have to finish a life changing term paper, a career boosting business presentation or an awe inspiring article (such as this one), but when we do, our computer screens become the most comfortable place for Booger the kitty cat to have a nap on.
2) The Shaolin Monk—ey
There are 2 rules to achieving this sleeping position: One, be a Shaolin Master and two, a monkey. Now given that we are all number twos already…
3) The Reverse Plank Position
What can I say, everyone loves planking!
4) The Tango Partners
All step up movies combined will never have anything on this! The Tango Partners position only works if you are cute and cuddly and are blessed with a partner. No, you’re not.
5) The Otaku
The Otaku Sleeping position is only applicable to manga lovers, anime lovers, cosplay lovers and cats!
6) Omnomnom Z3x
The Omnomnom Z3x requires a lot of catnip!
7) The Nut-scratcher
There is no better feeling after a hard day’s work other than just lying on your couch and falling fast asleep while scratching away at your nuts. It works for all male species.
8) Reverse Planking – Floor Edition
Planking may have been old news for human beings, but for dogs it’s the newest and hippest trend! And they take it a hell of a lot more seriously than us! They even take it to their sleep!
9) On Top of the World
Being on top of the world does not get any more romantic than Titanic’s Jack and Rose scene. Really, it doesn’t.
10) The Beauty Queen
Every girl dreams of being a beauty queen and owning a tiara. Mostly though, it’s just about the tiara. Because beauty is on the inside, right?
11) The Twerk – Dog Style
2013 has somehow made known to mankind something crucially important to its existence: the twerk. Hell, there’s even a twerk team (seriously). Surely you have come across a video of a girl (rarely a guy but there are also those out there) shaking her bottom repeatedly in an upward and downward manner giving men shivers of delight and sometimes unresolvable anger issues with what the world has become. As we all know, dogs are never slow to catch up on the latest trends. They even practice in their sleep!
12) The Paw and Tail
This sleeping position only works for kitty cat over here. Why the exclusivity, you ask? Because kitty cat here invented it that’s why! And it’s just so adoraaaaaable I could curse in seven languages and the Amish wouldn’t mind!
13) The Thinker
Kids nowadays are born not knowing what it’s like to have a good ol’ book as something fun! But not for kiddo over here! His sleeping position is inspired by the greatest thinkers in human history themselves: the Greeks!
14) The PinkMafia
Pink is the new black for punk rockers!
15) Skoolz is sukz!
This sleeping position is very popular among kids in school. Be it toddlersor senior high school students, school will always suck. Especially I you’ve spent the whole of last night drinking… milk! That’ll just leave you sleepy!
16) The Single Child
There are children born without brothers or sisters who wish they had one to share their bed with. For everyone else, the Single Child sleeping position is just dope!
17) The Karate Chop
The Karate Chop sleeping position is effective against monsters, aliens, and kidnappers! Until you wake up, that is.
18) The Worshiper
Ever just feel so guilty about sleeping? It does happen, especially when you were supposed to be doing something important or meaningful with your life and yet you chose to doze off. Worry not, dear friend! The next time you are in this dilemma just do the Worshiper sleeping position and you’ll feel fine, exuberant even! Unfortunately, so will the person who will be taking over your job!
19) The Standard Definition Sleeper
Who needs an HD television set when you have an SD one which you can literally sleep on! Do not try this if you are above the age of 3 or over 20lbs!
20) The Uncomfy
The Uncomfy sleeping position varies in many different ways. You will only know you were in one after you wake up with a painful neck, leg, arm, ear or whatever! However, if you are a baby, well you have more bones to spare anyway!
21) The Comfort Food
The Comfort Food sleeping position can be taken literally. Sleeping on a piece of bread, now life doesn’t get any better than that! Well, maybe with a little butter…
22) Floor Mop
Keep calm and go to bed. Or the floor, that’ll do too.
23) The Art Student
There are some gifted with the skill of artistry. Others use it to project their motions, while others for the greater good of mankind. And then there’s this guy. I applaud his effort the most though! This sleeping technique will surely ‘see’ him through college!
24) The Engineer Student
Another excellent example of uncanny skill being utilized to its fullest potential is the Engineer Student sleeping position. Well, you gotta trust the engineers!
25) The Cross-dresser
I really don’t know what’s going on here and I think I would rather keep it that way. Whatever thousand words lie behind the significance of this image, I don’t care.
26) The Homeless
If you have ever owned a key in your life then you have probably already tried this sleeping position. Realizing that you don’t have your keys to your home after a grueling night of working overtime makes you just want to give up on whatever good things life has to offer. Before doing anything irrational though, have a nap on the streets of your neighborhood. Who knows, you might like it!
27) Chasing Pavements
Drunk and can’t figure out where you live? Try this sleeping position! It’s very simple and will surely sober you up when you wake up!
28) The Contortionist
There are different ways of living out our innermost dreams. Most people lay quietly in their beds softly snoring as they live out their dreams in dreamland. For the Contortionist sleeper, however, no dream is just a dream!
29) The Forever Alone
Who needs a relationship when you got a pillow friend! Can you hug your relationship?! I don’t think so! And pillows do not snore!
30) The Wire Sleeper
This sleeping technique takes decades, centuries and even millennia to master! Its secrets have been passed down from generation to generation from grandfather to grandfather. They say when you see a wire sleeper, you should run!
